I don't often talk about sports, but I feel so confident with my prediction for the team that will win the Superbowl that I can't help it.
The Philadelphia Phillies are going to take it.
Fresh from the World Series, with victory still on their lips, they'll parachute down from the Goodyear Blimp, and armed with bats, commence beating down all the players on the field, referees, and anyone else who tries to stop them. Then, they'll scoop of their rewards, trophies, rings, cheerleaders, A-list celebrities, as a helicopter lands on the 30 yard line to load them up for an escape.
Thus, it will ensure that it's not only the most memorable Superbowl in the history of football, but also the best victory by any team since Marathon.
Also, the subsequent air to air combat probably will not be televised, but will make a great movie.